It’s time for the next installment of our occasional series of absurd, puzzling, and/or just plain silly reviews I found online! This time, the reviews are for four different things. I share excerpts from each review (with slight edits), comment on it, and include screenshots of the original posts.

1. Cascade
Reviewed: Eagle Falls, Emerald Bay State Park, CA
“Nice views of the bay, but windy.”
Result: 5 stars for nature, despite the fact that it’s outdoors.